I got lost. One minute, I was out tryin' to get my skills all better, and the next thing I know I laid down for a nap and everything changed! Ne, Ken-chan, come find me! The numbers say I'm at [XX/YY] but I'm hungry...

Waaah!

That was a good nap, so's how's everybody else doing?

Ne, Ken-chan, how come Big-Boobies has been sleepin' for so's long?

[*a long pause*]

Ne Ken-chan, I bet her chesticles are bouncy, like a trampoline! I'm gonna go try!

So's... hot!

Need... water!

Ne... Ken-chan...

I've been runnin' 'round tryin' t' find things t' fight an' eat an' I ain' got no luck! Where's some big monster for me to mash, 'r some abandoned confetti candy store 'r pork bun place? An' I want tea!

Waah, I'm so's hungry!

Ne, ne, Ken-chan, when're we gonna go out to the Wastes again?

Lots of people are coming and going, but I'm still here! It's been pretty fun, lots of friendly people and time with Ken-chan, and people we know keep showing up! Yay!

I'm gonna go find some candy for my daily snackrifice!

Hmm, I dunno where Ken-chan went! I was outside fillin' buckets with water an' goin' an' throwin' them at the weird flowers in the Wastes an' he weren' here when I got back! I dunno who I got to reach stuffs on the high shelves now, an' I hid all my snackrifices up there so's nobody else could get 'em!

Who wants t' take care o' me until I find Ken-chan? I need my snackrifices!

Now, I gotta go visit Braidy-taichou's! I heard Kirkipus-taichou's friend ain' never had hot chocolate before so's I'm bringin' a bunch of snacks down for 'im t' try! Hee!

[At first, all that is seen is wind-whipped tree branches. The view slowly turns to show a somewhat docile and scared looking rabbit sitting in the crook of a branch, further turning to reveal Yachiru suspended by a branch which somehow shoved itself through the back of her shirt.

She is dangling, a wide grin on her upside-down face as she seems to move closer, drenched but happy. An odd sound can be heard apparently hitting the PCD]

Heheh, ne Ken-chan, the wind's real strong and it blew me into a tree! Bunny-bun t'! My thingit fell, I'm usin' my sword to make it d' stuffs!

[Another big gust comes, drowning out her words. The view shakes, then rapidly spirals towards the ground as the PCD falls.]

(Ooc: all responses will be voice and sound far away...)

[Yachiru can be seen gathering her stuff, pausing to press the button before leaning in super-close to the screen]

Ken-chan! I found a newcomer named Checkers-san 'r somethin'! I'm gonna go find him an' bring him t' the clinic!

Hey Kirkipus-taichou, this guy says he's yer friend so's ya should come t' the clinic run by Brai... [she visibly sighs] Unohana-taichou!

This is gonna be awesome!

[Yachiru is seen pacing around her room, clearly talking to her killer bunny]

A pipsqueak! That's what that Fuzzy guy called me! An' I was just bein' friendly too! I wonder if he an' Kirkipus-taichou would really be my friends! I don' got lots o' friends Bunny-bun! I got you an' Ken-chan an' Weasel-kun an' Alsy-walsy an' Shorty-taichou an' Braidy-taichou an' my nii-san's, but I like havin' lots o' friends t' go explorin' with!

I sure had fun beatin' up those weird robot monsters! I wanna d' that again, hee!

Maybe there's somethin' t' d' outside!

[She picks up the bunny and runs out of the room, quickly coming back and bringing the PCD up to her face as she shuts it off]

[Faint sniffling can be heard before the bright, chirpy voice busts in]

So's I guess my nii-san's weren' really mine, but that's okee 'cause we're gonna be great friends now...right? An' I got Ken-chan, if he still wants me, so's I'm still happy!

I'm gonna go play with my sword and hunt, hee!

[More sniffles are heard but eventually fade out.]

I wanna d' somethin' fun, like play with my onii-san's 'r someone else!

Who wants t' play, hee!

I can't find my big brothers!

Does anyone know where my big brothers are?

Everythin's gone all weird again, ain' it?

I best not find out my Kenchan's all weird too, 'cause if so's I'm goin' back to bed 'til this goes bye-bye!

Ne, ne, Kenchan! I met someone who dunno ya, so's he dunno how great ya 're! We gotta fix that! Everyone's gotta know how great Kenchan is! He's the bestest!

[The video feed opens with an extreme close-up of Yachiru's face, slowly pulling back until the pink-haired moppet is seen standing on a table wearing Itachi's Akatsuki robe with a killer bunny curled up sleeping at her feet. She's holding her sword (still in it's scabbard) out in front of her as she speaks, using it to punctuate her words]

To everyone in this place, I am Yachiru an' I demand snackrifices! You see this bunny? It's my slave 'cause it's snackrifice failed t' keep me happy! If ya don' want me to come kick yer ass ya better bring me somethin' tasty!

Bring 'em t' the house of Hyuuga, Division Eleven Headquarters, or I'll come find ya!

Yachi - out!

[the video fades to black]

Kenchan's PCD keeps doin' weird stuff! I was tryin' to nap when it started yellin' at me about somethin' called emoticons! I was gonna throw it across the room but I was good.

Stupid thing!

Kenchan and I went out huntin' for foods! Ya should see the beasties we beat! It was awesome!

My snack supply is gettin' low, ya all know what that means. I'll need to become 'Yachiru - Snackrifice Hunter!'

Whee!

I'm just gonna say this now - I don' wanna know what Sand-butt was talkin' 'bout! I'm good not knowin'! I think people should stop talkin' 'bout it.

Thanks!

We got lots o' people stayin' with us! Nobody better go eatin' my snackrifices or I'll be real mad! I made Ken-chan put 'em up all high so's I gotta be on his shoulder t' reach 'em! Hee! Anyway, it's kinda like bein' back in the division barracks here, I just hope Baldy don' snore 'cause he gets real loud!

Hee!